Latino's and Weddings

This might sound stereotypical but to us it is so true!!! Hope my Latinos enjoy it!!

My Big Fat LATINO Wedding



*Nobody has invitations...only maps

*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a day before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado"

*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
*Latinos never RSVP !!!

*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception.

*All the centerpieces are gone... and the reception has just Started.

*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do Is throw a bottle at them.

*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.

*People are taking food plates home..."para mañana."

*People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others "alla hay mas."

*One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling Them..."te quiero mucho."

*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives.

*There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"

*Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.

*The cake was made by "la senora que hace los bizcochos" instead of the bakery.

*The wedding ends at midnight "en el hall" but ends at 6:00 a.m. At the bride's house.