More Forwards from Co-Workers...

These are mostly all true. Sad but true.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get toyour house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are therehandicap parking places in front of askating rink.
3. Only in America.......do drugstoresmake the sick walk all the way to theback of the store to get theirprescriptions while healthy people can buycigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America.......do people orderdouble cheeseburgers, large fries,and a diet coke.
5. Only in America.......do banks leaveboth doors open and then chain thepens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave carsworth thousands of dollars in thedriveway and put our useless junk in thegarage.
7. Only in America.......do we useanswering machines to screen calls andthen have call waiting so we won't miss acall from someone we didn't wantto talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns inpackages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use theword 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America.......do they havedrive-up ATM machines with Braillelettering.

EVER WONDERWhy the sun lightens our hair, butdarkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, youhave to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificialflavor, and dishwashing liquid madewith real lemons?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowesttraffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?When dog food is new and improvedtasting, who tests it?Why didn't Noah swat those twomosquitoes
?Why do they sterilize the needle forlethal injections?You know that indestructible black boxthat is used on airplanes?
Why don'tthey make the whole plane out of thatstuff?!Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?Why are they called apartments whenthey are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they callthe airport the terminal?