You Can't Call Me Dorfus Pottybiscuits

But it sounds funny! This was a silly thing my friend sent me.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to
forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated.

The following came from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
First name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
Half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
Half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.

Play with it and write your name in the comments if you'll like! :-)